Just Let It Happen.

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September 15, 2014 7:42 pm

i just got OWNED


i just got OWNED

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7:42 pm 7:41 pm
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
7:27 pm


Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol



fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

My roommate… the type of person who acknowledges how much of an asshole he is and doesn’t think he should fucking change for anyone. Not even his girlfriend who is sweet, and he doesn’t deserve her one bit. The absolute epitome of privilaged white cis male syndrome.

7:26 pm 7:21 pm 7:21 pm

"After rain" look, using shiny top coat drops over matte finish.


"After rain" look, using shiny top coat drops over matte finish.

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7:21 pm





This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

(Source: lion, via rectalragnarok)

7:15 pm


don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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7:06 pm



cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call


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7:05 pm 7:03 pm 5:24 pm


Anonymous: how often do you have sex?


How often is your dad “working late”?

4:49 pm


fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”


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4:48 pm